There's quite a few reasons, so we will just speed run it real quick.

• Melbourne made
• Organic and Natural ingredients
  
• No BS or fillers
• All the ingredients have been cherry picked based on clinical studies, so they work

1. The party starts in the shower. Strip down to your birthday suit and soak for a second.

2. Away from the running water, grab a bump and start scrubbing. Be gentle, enjoy this self massage.

3. Don't be shy get another bump if you need. Unlike other "bumps" you don't need to share this tin.

4. You want another bump? Know when to stop. Rinse off thoroughly with soap to remove coffee residue.

If irritation occurs, stop use.

Let's keep things simple. Do you live in Australia? Great, we'll ship to you (sorry rest of the world) 

• Orders are processed within 1–2 business days.
• Orders are dispatched Monday to Friday, excluding public holidays.
  
• Once dispatched, you will receive a confirmation email with tracking details.
• Delivery timeframes are approximately 2-5 business days...if there's any delays blame Aus Post

If your parcel is lost or arrives damaged, please contact us as soon as possible.

We will investigate with the carrier and provide assistance in accordance with applicable consumer laws.

No givesies backsies - We know you'll love it

In all seriousness, if you're unhappy with any of our products please reach out so we can tweak the recipe and make the changes you want to see.